THINGS THAT GET ME ALL TWITTERPATED

Flowers are lovely but they die. Balloons are cool but they pop. Jewlery is too intimate to receive from just anyone. So after getting more panties than I know what to do with I finally made this list of what I would like for my unbirthday, birthday, Christmas, Valentines or whatever.

If you would like to gift me something from Amazon, they have my address on file.

OKAY...Here are the things that I really want more than anything except maybe a girl party.

AMAZON WISH LIST - I would love anything on this list.

AMAZON.COM GIFT CARDS - You can e-mail me this gift card. Just use the e-mail address sneakydevil@gmail.com

AMERICAN EAGLE GIFT CARDS - I saw some things I would like at this store. I would prefer the actual card so I can shop in the store but a e-gift card works for me too.

PETCO GIFT CARDS - I have TWO rotten yet lovable babies that I need to feed and spoil. You can send this gift card to the address below or e-mail it of you like,

You can send me pretty much anything you like to the address below but PLEASE NO Live animals, illegal porn, weapons, parishables, flowers, balloons or singing telegrams.

For e-gift cards - please send them to sneakydevil@gmail.com

For snail mail - please send to:

Eleetcom
35339 23Mile Road # 797
New Baltimore, Michigan 48047-9998